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Category: Poems

What About Elon?
Your Tesla, it is pretty cool
And your rockets are nice too
But I have still not figured out
What my opinion is of you

The hype says you are Ironman
A real-life Tony Stark
You'll take us all to Mars one day
On your hyper-spacial ark

The part I’m having trouble with
Is believing you’re a saint
Your inventions, they are peachy keen
But Albert Schweitzer, you just ain’t

You are a big egg, that’s for sure
But are you really human?
Is there a yolk inside that shell
Or is it all albumen?

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In Deep
Oh. I can see
The memory
Like a treasured

In my mind’s eye
I’m still that guy
A strapping hunk of

As you may spot
I’m really not
It’s obvious, for
Pete’s sake!

But my self-esteem
Ran out of steam
So I fool me with a
Deep fake

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Eat It
And detached

Much taste
But always
In season
The New New Normal
If a new normal
Is what you want
Then this announcement
Will be good news

It arrived today
And this is it
So you can relax and
Enjoy the views

And if you don’t like
This brand new sitch
There’s no reason to
To sing the blues

A new new normal
Lands tomorrow
And I know to it
You will get used
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Trump supporters are people who know what they believe.
~ JC, Bonny Doon