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Category: Poems

He Said, She Said, They Said
He said
She said
They said
Oh no!

If he’s
A creep
We must
Not know

We’re in
A rush
So please
Just go

(Besides
We guess
You are
A ho)

He said
She said
They said
Oh no!
Mixed Messages
Bob Woodward says
I should be scared
But he might be
In error

Then Trumpster says
That it's all good
And that fills me
With terror
Them
They should be feared
(So some folks say)
‘Cause they are Them
Not us, okay?

They take our jobs
And benefits
And it is we
Who pay for it

They want to take
Our country too
But it’s for us
Not Them, boo-hoo

They breathe our air
They crowd our towns
Plus they’re not white
But blacks and browns!


Now, I am white
(Just so you knows)
But don’t count me
As one of Those

In fact, I think
They’s more like we
Than Those who hate
(They’re Them to me)
The Good, the Bad, the Half-Assed
Nothing succeeds
Like success
They say

And failure’s
Great at
failing

But if
You want
consistency

You just
Can’t beat
Mediocrity
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Trump supporters are people who know what they believe.
~ JC, Bonny Doon