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Category: Poems

Judgment Day
I have this dream
Of being chased
By demons clad
In black

I try to run
But my poor legs
Have suddenly
Gone slack

Now they circle
All around me
They’re going to
Attack!

Their stifling robes
Cut off my air
I choke and cough
And hack

The Supreme Court’s
Out to get me!
(I’d thought they had
My back)
What About Elon?
Your Tesla, it is pretty cool
And your rockets are nice too
But I have still not figured out
What my opinion is of you

The hype says you are Ironman
A real-life Tony Stark
You'll take us all to Mars one day
On your hyper-spacial ark

The part I’m having trouble with
Is believing you’re a saint
Your inventions, they are peachy keen
But Albert Schweitzer, you just ain’t

You are a big egg, that’s for sure
But are you really human?
Is there a yolk inside that shell
Or is it all albumen?

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In Deep
Oh. I can see
The memory
Like a treasured
Keepsake

In my mind’s eye
I’m still that guy
A strapping hunk of
Beefcake!

As you may spot
I’m really not
It’s obvious, for
Pete’s sake!

But my self-esteem
Ran out of steam
So I fool me with a
Deep fake


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Eat It
Truth
Logic
And detached
Reason

Not
Much taste
But always
In season
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