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Category: Poems

Recalculating
Things are getting better
Things are getting worse
We are now unfettered
We are now accursed

One or the other
Or maybe it’s both
Either or neither
The least or the motht

We will know later
Which one it is
Lesser or greater
‘Tisn’t or ‘tis
Now?
No, not now
We’re not
There yet

But normal
Will be back
You bet

So move
Half way and
We will let

You know
When you
Can get

Back all
The way
Don’t fret

Okay half way
Again
Then set

And don’t
Forget to cool
Your jet
Tripped Up
Is it strange
Or has my mind
Started to
To unravel?

The CDC says
We can fly
As long as we
Don’t travel?
Desirable Side Effect
She got her shot
Then he got hizzen
Then they got aches
And heads a’dizzen

Twas side effects, they said
But not as bad as being dead

So I got mine
And my brain is whizzin'

Am I in pain?
You might be quizzin'

No, it’s like
From death I’ve risen

My side effect
Is optimism!
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