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Category: Poems

Eat It
Truth
Logic
And detached
Reason

Not
Much taste
But always
In season
The New New Normal
If a new normal
Is what you want
Then this announcement
Will be good news

It arrived today
And this is it
So you can relax and
Enjoy the views

And if you don’t like
This brand new sitch
There’s no reason to
To sing the blues

A new new normal
Lands tomorrow
And I know to it
You will get used
'22, All New!
I’m not
A dope
I know
The score

And I
Think things
Will get
better

That was
A wolf
Outside
The door

But now
It’s an
Irish
Setter
OhGodNo!
Who is
The hero
From the
Right wing?

Who in
That moment
Did the
Right thing?

Who saved
Us when
The noose was
Tight’ning?

Who showed
The grit
The heart
The sense?

Who will
Be known
From this
Point hence

As our
White knight?
Oh yes
Mike Pence!
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