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Category: Poems

In Deep
Oh. I can see
The memory
Like a treasured
Keepsake

In my mind’s eye
I’m still that guy
A strapping hunk of
Beefcake!

As you may spot
I’m really not
It’s obvious, for
Pete’s sake!

But my self-esteem
Ran out of steam
So I fool me with a
Deep fake


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Eat It
Truth
Logic
And detached
Reason

Not
Much taste
But always
In season
The New New Normal
If a new normal
Is what you want
Then this announcement
Will be good news

It arrived today
And this is it
So you can relax and
Enjoy the views

And if you don’t like
This brand new sitch
There’s no reason to
To sing the blues

A new new normal
Lands tomorrow
And I know to it
You will get used
'22, All New!
I’m not
A dope
I know
The score

And I
Think things
Will get
better

That was
A wolf
Outside
The door

But now
It’s an
Irish
Setter
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