Category: Poems

You bet!
Thanks
For everything
Yes, even the really
Crappy parts
At least
I’m here
To complain

Dark matter
I read last week
Apparently
Does not exist

Seven eighths
Of the universe
Is just not there
They now insist

It was invisible
Anyway
Could not be touched
(Or much less kissed)

But even though
We never met
It will be
Sadly missed

The atmospheric river
Was a two-edged sword
It watered my whole garden
But moved it all next door

Given all the monstrous
Complex plots at play
Everywhere
On earth today
With so many folks
Participating
It got me started
Cogitating

I’m the only one
It seems
Who’s not in on
These secret schemes
So let me say
It’s clear to me
It must be a
Conspiracy