Category: Poems

Given all the monstrous
Complex plots at play
Everywhere
On earth today
With so many folks
Participating
It got me started
Cogitating

I’m the only one
It seems
Who’s not in on
These secret schemes
So let me say
It’s clear to me
It must be a
Conspiracy

I cannot grok
The right wing’s plot
With my strategy decoders

But it’s not vague
They want the plague
To kill off all their voters

Things are getting better
Things are getting worse
We are now unfettered
We are now accursed

One or the other
Or maybe it’s both
Either or neither
The least or the motht

We will know later
Which one it is
Lesser or greater
‘Tisn’t or ‘tis

No, not now
We’re not
There yet

But normal
Will be back
You bet

So move
Half way and
We will let

You know
When you
Can get

Back all
The way
Don’t fret

Okay half way
Again
Then set

And don’t
Forget to cool
Your jet