Who do you complain to, exactly, when the whole world is treating you unfairly? No one cares, and why should they? They’re part of the problem. So no one will listen. And that is, obviously, unfair.

I tried looking for a support group, but there weren’t any. So I actually started my own. No one showed up. I guess I should have seen that coming. I checked, and there is no unfairness hotline listed on any government website. More unfairness!

I even tried praying, but all I got back was this deep whisper reminding me that I didn’t believe in God. So what am I supposed to do?

The sad truth is, you’re the only one who’ll listen.

Hello? Hello?