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GOP or Die
It pains me to say this, but only the Republicans can save us now. If we are to free ourselves from the escalating abomination of Drump and the tyranny of his reality-averse followers, we must rely on the patriotism, courage, and simple human decency of the Grand Old Party.

This is not a happy prospect. It’s as if we are depending on the arsonist to put out the fire. In this case, though, the arsonist actually lives in the building he torched. Worse, his apartment has probably suffered severe damage already. He might just shrug his shoulders and walk away.

Or maybe the Republicans are not so much arsonists as sloppy tenants who let a lot of garbage accumulate. Once the pile got big and compacted enough, it spontaneously combusted and now threatens to consume everything. The Republican pile contains such compost as the “belief” that the answer to gun violence is more guns, or that the way to provide better health care is to take it away, that we can raise more tax revenue through tax cuts, and that the agreement of 97% of the world’s climate scientists is not enough proof to take action on global warming.

It was not always this way. The GOP was once a repository of such virtues saw thrift, honor, and common sense. Their approach to governing may not have appealed to lefties, but at least they could be relied upon to do the right thing in a pinch. Those politicians are all gone — swept out by a tide of stupid both encouraged and co-opted by the Republicans themselves.

These new Republican positions are not actual beliefs, in most cases, but rather convenient positions crafted to maintain power. Not principles, but craven calculations. There may be some members of Congress, I suppose, who sincerely believe in these theories, but that only makes our situation worse. In either case, these are the people we must hope can put principle above politics and save the country.

Complicating the hopes for a GOP rescue is the fact that Drump is happy to sign on to to all these positions. Whatever they want, he’s pretty much down for it as long as they do the work. To put any distance between themselves and their president would mean walking away from all those solemn pledges to do stupid things.

That would be difficult, but it might have to happen. Again, this is their fault…but they’re also the only ones who can fix it because they have all the power now. The rest of us can only hope they find the will to do it. There are actual good people in the Republican Party, but they seem trapped by their own foolishness.

Meanwhile, the building is burning. It might already be too late for the Republican Party. Even if they are lost, though, we still need them summon the guts to face up to Drump. If not, we might all be toast.
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No "new normal" for me, this shit ain't normal.
~ MS, Truckee